AI OPERATIONS · SURREY, UK

Your business is booking clients at 2:17 AM.

You just don't know it yet. MJB builds AI systems that handle enquiries, book appointments, and qualify leads while you sleep.

No card required 48-hour setup Built for Surrey businesses

60-Day Guarantee

Full refund if it doesn't pay for itself

GDPR Compliant

Encrypted, never sold, deletable on request

Built in Surrey

Local support, real accountability

48-Hour Setup

Live and capturing within 2 days

No Lock-In

Monthly rolling, cancel any time

NOW BOOKING · SURREY BUILDS AVAILABLE

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THE COST OF SILENCE

Right now, someone is on your website at 22:47.

They have a question.

There is no one to answer.

They leave.

They Google your competitor.

They book with them instead.

This happens every night. You just don't see it happen.

THE PROCESS

Three steps. Forty-eight hours. Zero disruption.

01

We install

Send us your website. 48 hours later, your AI assistant is live — fully branded, trained on your services, wired into your calendar.

  • Zero downtime
  • Your brand, your voice
  • Works on any site
02

It works

Every hour of every day. Answers questions, qualifies leads, books appointments straight into your diary. Handles the calls you'd miss.

  • 24/7 coverage
  • Books into your calendar
  • SMS + email confirmations
03

You win

Wake up to booked appointments. Every enquiry captured. Every lead qualified. Every hour turned into revenue instead of missed calls.

  • Weekly performance report
  • Direct founder support
  • Cancel any time

The honest comparison

Why not just use a £30 chatbot tool?

Fair question. Here is the straight answer, including where we are the wrong choice.

DIY toolTidio, Intercom Enterprise agency£2k–£10k/mo MJB AIBuilt for Surrey trades
Who sets it upYou doAccount managerMe, personally
Trained on your servicesYou write every answerYesYes — from your website
Books into your calendarUsually extraYesYes
Time to liveA weekend of your time4–8 weeks48 hours
Monthly cost£30–£150£2,000+From £150
Minimum contractNone6–12 monthsNone
If it does not workYou wasted a weekendYou are still in contractFull refund, 60 days

When a DIY tool is the better call: if you have the time to write every answer yourself and you only need it to catch the odd enquiry, a £30 tool is genuinely fine. We are for people who would rather it was just done and working by Thursday.

WATCH HOW IT WORKS · 30 SECONDS

See a booking captured at 02:17 in the morning.

This runs on autopilot — 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, on your website.

BUILT FOR

Surrey businesses that lose money to missed enquiries.

32%

Estate & Letting Agents

of enquiries come after hours — most go straight to your competitor.

78%

Solicitors & Law Firms

average value of a missed enquiry that finds another firm first.

1/5

Dentists & Clinics

patients never call back after their first missed call.

47%

Tradesmen

of jobs go to whoever picks up the phone first.

£1,500

Mortgage Brokers

average commission per lead that vanishes on a weekend.

3x

Salons & Clinics

more bookings when your website can quote and confirm live.

SEE IT BEFORE YOU DECIDE

Get a custom AI assistant, built on your website, in 48 hours.

No card. No call. No pitch. We build a working demo trained on your business — you decide if you want to keep it.

We reply within 6 hours · demo target: 48 hours

  • 🔒 GDPR compliant · Your data is never sold
  • 📧 Zero spam · one email, that's it
  • 💳 No card required
60 DAY GUARANTEE

RISK REVERSAL

If it hasn't paid for itself in 60 days, we refund every penny.

No small print. No arguments. If your assistant hasn't captured enough enquiries to cover both your setup fee and monthly cost within two months, we return your money in full. That's how confident we are.

  • ✓ Setup fee refunded
  • ✓ Monthly fees refunded
  • ✓ No cancellation charges

MEET MJB

"You'll work with me directly. Not a team, not an account manager — just me."

I started MJB AI because I kept noticing the same thing about local businesses: the work is good, the website is fine, and the enquiries that land at nine at night just sit there until someone gets round to them. By then the customer has rung someone else.

I'm not an agency. There's no sales team and nobody will chase you. I build each assistant myself, on your site, trained on what you actually do — and if it isn't earning its keep in 60 days I refund you in full, no argument.

That's a deliberately uncomfortable promise to make. It's the only way I can think of to be worth trying when you've never heard of me.

MJB · Founder Surrey, UK · sole trader

TRANSPARENT PRICING

No sales calls. No hidden fees. Just pick a tier.

Starter

For solo operators & single-location businesses.

£1,200 setup + £150 / month
  • Website chat assistant
  • FAQ & lead capture
  • Email confirmations
  • Monthly performance report
Start with Starter

Pro

For multi-site or high-volume operators.

£4,000 setup + £400 / month
  • Everything in Growth
  • WhatsApp & Facebook Messenger
  • Custom analytics dashboard
  • Multi-location routing
  • Priority support (12h SLA)
Start with Pro

60-day guarantee. If your assistant hasn't paid for itself within 60 days, we refund every penny.

FREQUENTLY ASKED

The questions everyone asks.

How is this different from Tidio, Intercom, or a generic chatbot?

Those are self-serve tools. You install them, configure them, and hope they work. We build your assistant by hand, train it on your specific business, wire it into your calendar, and stay on hand every week. It's the difference between IKEA and a bespoke fit-out.

Will it work with my website?

Yes. If your website loads in a browser, we can install the assistant on it. WordPress, Squarespace, Wix, Shopify, custom builds — all work.

What if it doesn't work?

60-day money-back guarantee. If the assistant hasn't captured enough enquiries to pay for itself in two months, we refund your setup and monthly fees. No arguments.

How long does setup take?

48 hours from your kick-off form. You'll be live and capturing enquiries within two working days.

Do I need to know anything technical?

No. You give us your website URL, tell us about your business, and we handle everything. You'll get a login to a simple dashboard where you can read every conversation and every booking.

Can I cancel any time?

Yes. No contracts, no lock-ins. Monthly rolling. Cancel with a single email.

STOP LOSING BOOKINGS

Your next customer is on your website right now. Give them someone to talk to.

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